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I've always heard how nasty this redneck casino is and wanted to check it out for my own. I stayed there for one night at the front end of a four-day trip. Other three nights were at the Bellagio which is the best. I arrived at about 6 PM and the counter lady was very friendly. Once I got my room I stood around to observe the place. It looked liked most of the patrons were there to attend a "trailer park" convention. I saw a lot of fat chicks and felt sorry for the buffet cooks knowing these "hogs" would be slurping up all the food. Some of these folks actually had a few teeth. I made it up to my room and it was no frills. It smelled like a lingering horse fart and also 100 years of cigarette smoke. I could have shaved the nicotine off the walls and re-soled my shoes. I didn't unpack much because I'd be leaving in the morning. I went down to the buffet and joined all the trailer park conventionists and also the local goobers, families with 10 kids. It was kinda dark and dingy inside and the food was nasty. I think this place contracts with the State of Nevada to feed their prison inmates. I had a piece of dried chicken, tough prime rib, cafeteria style veggies, a piece of mystery fish, a roll and called it a night. I only ate a few bites and left. The worst buffet in LV and probably the world. This place is as close to Goobersville as it gets. I played some blackjack with the local rednecks which was quite amusing. They were very friendly and talked candidly about huntin', fishin', their pickup trucks, gettin' new dentures at the cost of the government, and fat chicks. One Dude, Billy Bob, had his wife join the table and we had to get two stools to support her 4 foot wide ass. We had a great time drinking beer, burbing and farting and all. So if you want some good entertainment then go to Imperial Palace, but bring plenty of hand sanitizer.